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WELCOME TO SPARE HUMAN SOCIETY
The unofficial club for humans owned by their cats & dogs
Relatable tees, mugs, and gear that say your pet’s in charge and you’re fine with that.
Featured Products
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Spare Human Society Logo Sticker – Weatherproof Vinyl Decal
$5 – $6.50Price range: $5 through $6.500 out of 5Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Proud Spare Human Cat Hoodie – Funny Hoodie for Cat Parents
$45.950 out of 5Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Spare Human Uniform: Certified Can Opener Edition
$24.99 – $26.99Price range: $24.99 through $26.990 out of 5Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Proud Spare Human Mug – Funny Cat Mug Gift
$14.95 – $15.95Price range: $14.95 through $15.950 out of 5Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Proud Spare Human – Funny Sphynx Cat T-Shirt for Cat Parents
$24.99 – $26.99Price range: $24.99 through $26.990 out of 5Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Laundry, Rent, Treats… and This Shirt
Wearing this shirt may result in slow blinks, head bonks, and a sudden sense of feline superiority. Available in multiple breeds—because every cat rules differently.
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