Being a cat parent is 10% cuddles and 90% being judged from across the room—and these funny cat shirts get it. Designed for Spare Humans with a sense of humor (and fur on everything), this collection delivers snarky, soft, and unreasonably relatable tees that speak fluent meow-sass.
From “I Work Here But My Cat’s the Boss” to “Spare Human Life Chose Me,” each shirt is made from ultra-comfy cotton, with a unisex fit that flatters every cat servant in the house. Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting another human who lives under feline rule, these shirts are wearable proof that your cat owns you—and that’s fine.
Go ahead. Claim your title. You’re not just a pet parent. You’re staff.