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Spare Human Uniform: Certified Can Opener Edition
The Cat Hustle Tee – Funny Gift for Cat Parents
My Cat’s Plus One – Funny Cat Lover T-Shirt
FAQ
About Spare Human Society
What is Spare Human Society?
We’re a cozy little corner of the internet made for pet parents who know they’re not the boss. (Spoiler: the pets are.)
What do you offer?
Pet-parent-friendly merch, relatable blog content, and a community that celebrates pet-induced chaos.
Why “Spare Human Society”?
Because in your pet’s eyes, you’re the backup human. The support staff. The treat dispenser. It’s time to embrace your title.
Orders & Shipping
Once it’s on its way, you’ll get a tracking number—because stalking your package is part of the fun.
Not at this time, coming in the future.
Email us at support@sparehumansociety.com with your order number. We’ll investigate like a bloodhound on a bacon trail.
Products & Merch
There’s a size chart on each product page. Still not sure? Size up. We support comfy fits and lap naps.
Sometimes! If it’s a limited drop, it may not return—so grab it while your cat isn’t watching your wallet.
Everything is designed with pet households in mind—no weird dyes, sharp bits, or “what’s that smell?” surprises.
What’s Next?
Yes! We’re working on exclusive perks for loyal pet parents. Think VIP early access, bonus content, and maybe even surprise gifts. Stay tuned.
Email us at support@sparehumansociety.com or use the contact form on the site. We usually reply in 1–2 business days—
