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Welcome to Spare Human Society!
We value your privacy the same way your pet values their personal nap space—deeply, seriously, and with zero tolerance for nonsense. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and how we keep it safe.
How long we retain your data
Information We Collect
We collect a few types of information when you hang out with us:
- Personal Info You Provide: When you make a purchase, sign up for our newsletter, or fill out a contact form, we may collect your name, email, shipping address, and payment info.
- Automated Info: Like most websites, we use cookies and analytics tools to understand how you use the site—so we can improve it (and also find out which blog posts are getting the most love).
How We Use Your Information
We only use your info for good, not evil. Here’s what we do with it:
- Process orders and ship your adorable merch
- Send order updates and track your package like a hawk
- Respond to your questions and customer service requests
- Email you with fun updates (only if you say yes!)
- Analyze website traffic so we can keep making things better
Sharing Your Information
We don’t sell your info. Period.
We only share it with:
- Trusted third-party partners like payment processors and shipping providers (so you can get your stuff!)
- Analytics services (like Google Analytics) to help us understand how visitors use the site
- Legal authorities if we’re required to comply with laws or protect our rights
Your Rights & Choices
- Want to unsubscribe? Every marketing email includes an unsubscribe link. Click it anytime.
- Want your data deleted or updated? Email us at [insert email] and we’ll take care of it.
- Want to disable cookies? You can do that in your browser settings. (But it might make the site slightly less magical.)
Keeping Your Info Safe
We use secure systems and encrypted connections to protect your data. Think of it like a digital pet carrier—safe, secure, and padded with extra care.
Third-Party Links
Our site may include links to third-party websites or services. We’re not responsible for their privacy policies, but we only link to sites we trust. Always read their policies too!
Children’s Privacy
Our website isn’t intended for anyone under 13 years old. No child data is knowingly collected—just cat people, dog lovers, and guinea pig fanatics.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy from time to time to keep things fresh. When we do, we’ll post the updated version right here with the new date.
Contact Us
Still have questions?
Email us anytime at support@sparehumansociety.com. We’re happy to help—unless we’re trapped under a sleeping cat. In that case, please allow an extra 24 hours.
