Skip to content
Facebook X Instagram Pinterest

Spoil your pet. Support rescues. Repeat.

  • FAQs
  • Contact Us
Spare Human Society logo – funny pet parent apparel and gifts for cat and dog lovers
  • Home
  • ShopExpand
    • Cat Mom & Dog Dad Shirts
    • Cat Mom Hoodies
    • Cat Mom Mugs
    • Pet Lover Gifts
  • About Us
  • Blog
Search 0
Free Express Shipping $200!
Spare Human Society logo – funny pet parent apparel and gifts for cat and dog lovers
Account
Search 0
Home / Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions

Our Terms & Conditions

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose injected humour and the like There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text.

Comments

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose injected humour and the like

  1. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur
  2. Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur
  3. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus.
  4. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae.

There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text.

Why do we use it?

Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words

All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

  • Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
  • Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
  • No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful.
Spare Human Society logo – funny pet parent apparel and gifts for cat and dog lovers

hello@sparehumansociety.com

sparehumansociety.com

Need a Paw?

  • FAQ
  • About Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Us

Pet News, Tales & Tips

  • Why Spare Humans Wear Their Pet Hair Proudly
  • I Didn’t Start Out This Way — Twice
  • What Is the Spare Human Meaning?

Stay in the Loop (And the Lint Roller)

Facebook X Instagram TikTok Pinterest

© 2026 Spare Human Society

Smiling woman gently cuddling her orange tabby cat indoors, capturing the cozy, judgment-free bond between pets and their humans.

Join the Spare Human Club —
Get 20% Off Your First Order!

Sign up for our emails and get early access to new goodies, surprise treats, and deals.
(Plus, we promise: no spam. Just cute stuff.)

    Wait! before you leave…

    We have something special for you

    Use above code to get 20% off for your first order when checkout. Don't miss it.

    Get Discount

    Recommended Products

    • spare human shirt pink unisex funny cat and dog parent tee

      Spare Human Shirt – Funny Cat & Dog Parent Tee

      $21.75 – $23.75Price range: $21.75 through $23.75
    • primary human shirt on t shirt with pants and shoes on layout.

      Primary Human Shirt – Funny Cat & Dog Parent Tee

      $23 – $25.50Price range: $23 through $25.50
    • White ceramic mug with black handle featuring Proud Spare Human design and whipped topping

      Proud Spare Human Mug – Funny Cat Parent Coffee Cup

      $14.95 – $16.95Price range: $14.95 through $16.95
    • Ceramic mug with orange handle and pet-themed logo design reading Spare Human Society

      Spare Human Society Logo Mug – Cat & Dog Parent Coffee Cup

      $14.95 – $15.95Price range: $14.95 through $15.95
    • Circular sticker with Spare Human Society logo featuring cat, dog, and heart in minimalist design

      Spare Human Society Logo Sticker – Weatherproof Vinyl Decal

      $5 – $6.50Price range: $5 through $6.50
    • Black cat silhouette sticker reading Proud Spare Human for outdoor or laptop use

      Proud Spare Human Weatherproof Sticker – Cat Parent Sticker

      $5 – $6.50Price range: $5 through $6.50

    We care about your privacy

    In order to provide you a personalized shopping experience, our site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our cookie policy.

    Ask a question

      Share

      Lost your password?


      Don't have an account yet? Sign up

      Shopping Cart

      Your cart is empty

      No items in your cart. Go on, fill it up with something you love!

      Start Shopping Now
      Select the fields to be shown. Others will be hidden. Drag and drop to rearrange the order.
      • Image
      • SKU
      • Rating
      • Price
      • Stock
      • Availability
      • Add to cart
      • Description
      • Content
      • Weight
      • Dimensions
      • Additional information
      Click outside to hide the comparison bar
      Compare
      Scroll to top
      • Home
      • Shop
        • Cat Mom & Dog Dad Shirts
        • Cat Mom Hoodies
        • Cat Mom Mugs
        • Pet Lover Gifts
      • About Us
      • Blog