Proud Spare Human – Ragdoll Cat T Shirt for Cat Lovers

Description

You didn’t choose the Ragdoll life—the Ragdoll life flopped dramatically onto your chest and chose you.

If you’re constantly being followed from room to room, gently judged from soft blue eyes, or held hostage by a purring 15-pound lap weight, this Ragdoll Cat T Shirt was made for you.

The Proud Spare Human – Ragdoll Cat T Shirt celebrates the cat who acts like a teddy bear and gets away with everything because… well, look at that face. With bold “Proud Spare Human” typography shaped like a Ragdoll silhouette, this tee says what every Ragdoll parent already knows: you’re not the boss—you’re the furniture.

Designed for peak softness and maximum fluff tolerance, this unisex shirt is made from a cotton blend that’s breathable, cozy, and durable enough to withstand all the snuggles, biscuit-making, and daily accessorizing with fur. It’s the perfect fit for cat moms, cat dads, or anyone living the Spare Human life under feline rule.

🐾 Product Features:

• Ultra-soft cotton blend for cuddly comfort
• Unisex fit — true to size, flattering for all Spare Humans
• Durable double-stitched hems and sleeves
• Machine washable — even after full-body flops and snack crumbs
• Features cat-shaped typography that reads: “Proud Spare Human”

😹 Why You’ll Love It:

• Pays tribute to the world’s floppiest feline overlord
• Hilarious and accurate for anyone living with a Ragdoll
• Makes a great gift for cat lovers, new pet adopters, or “chosen humans”
• Comfy enough for nap time, cuddle time, and litter box duty

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ragdoll cat parents who are no longer in charge
• Pet lovers looking for funny, heartfelt merch
• Gifts for birthdays, holidays, or just because your cat let you order online today

Whether your Ragdoll demands attention with gentle paw taps, flops in hallways like a fuzzy speed bump, or insists on full-body hugs during Zoom meetings, this Ragdoll Cat T Shirt captures the soft chaos perfectly. It’s the ideal mix of humor and heart—a wardrobe essential for anyone whose cat makes the rules (and the schedule).

At Spare Human Society, we celebrate the fluff, the drama, and the cozy dominance of our purring housemates. This shirt was designed for every Spare Human whose Ragdoll cat sees them as a heated mattress with thumbs.

So go ahead—embrace your title. You didn’t choose this life, but you definitely chose the right shirt.