Spare Human: Like a Regular Human, Just Less Important – Funny Cat Tee

Description

You do the feeding. The cleaning. The cuddling.

And yet… you’re ranked somewhere between the scratching post and the bathtub in importance. That’s life as a Spare Human—and this tee calls it out like it is, with humor, humility, and a whole lot of cat hair.

Designed for the brave souls who have accepted their role in the feline-dominated household, this soft cotton tee is comfort with a side of reality check. Whether you’re chasing your cat out of the pantry, being ignored after opening their favorite food, or acting as the designated nap surface—this shirt is your badge of (dis)honor.

Made from a breathable cotton blend and finished with double-stitched hems and sleeves, it’s built for the real-world struggles of Spare Humans: surprise bath days, mid-meeting zoomies, and emotionally manipulative slow blinks. The classic unisex fit is cozy, flattering, and roomy enough for hours of emotional support petting sessions.

Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow cat devotee or grabbing one for yourself (because your cat said you could), this tee is a hilarious tribute to the very real role of the Spare Human.

It’s not just a shirt—it’s a uniform for those who love fiercely, serve daily, and get judged constantly.

Product Details:

• Soft cotton blend
• Double-stitched for long-lasting wear
• Unisex sizing
• Machine washable

Why You’ll Love It:

• Relatable AF for pet parents
• Lightweight, comfy, and cat-approved
• Perfectly sarcastic without trying too hard

Perfect For:

• Every Spare Human who knows their place (and proudly claims it)

• Cat parents who have been demoted to staff

• Gifting to friends and family who live in fur-covered households

You’re not just part of the household—you’re part of the help. Embrace it with the official Spare Human tee.